Gan Faltimer's Unified Theory of Creation
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Ahem. Bah weep grana weep nini bong!1

Greetings, reader! I actually have no idea where you are in Existence when you're seeing this page. I submitted this information to the overbeing of Multiversal Cluster E-37-Multiplex and requested it be disseminated across all of reality, if possible.

My name is Gan Faltimer. I am an interdimensional traveler from Multiversal Cluster E-37-Multiplex, Universe C-Phi-9, but the fine details of all that are not important. What is important now, is the contents of this page.

Below you will find a compendium of information relevant to the nature of all of Existence, or at least, to Multiversal Cluster E-37-Multiplex. Through my travels, I have observed so many laws of so many different realities, spoken face to face with so many entities who would call themselves Gods. I have been subject to more differing sets of rules than you can find in the entire curriculum of mathematics on R-Omega-42.2

It is my pleasure to present to you, dear reader — in whatever reality you may have discovered this message — my unified Theory of all of Creation.

Now, keep in mind that this theory is likely not representative of ALL of existence, if such a thing can even be quantified. By my current estimates, I have only explored roughly 0.02%3 of my Multiversal Cluster, and approximately 0% of the rest of Existence as a whole.

Something that I've found is that there is no escaping the infinitely many layers that Existence seems to be composed of. You can go up and down, side to side, forever in any direction and you will never find a space completely outside of Existence.

Without further ado, let's begin.


In this section, I have included a list of overarching theories of creation. The following theories have been organized in descending order from the topmost layer of Existence that I have found.


In this section, I have included a dictionary of terms and rulesets that I have coined on my own, which I use in my own theories of creation.


In this section, I have included a list of fundamental rules of various layers of Existence that I have observed most frequently on my travels.


In this section, I have included entities and interesting materials that I have come across on my travels. This is more of a supplement than anything.


In this final section, I have included a list of the most interesting worlds and civilizations I have visited, including my own.


In conclusion, this is Gan Faltimer of Universe C-Phi-9, Multiversal Cluster E-37-Multiplex, signing off.
Thank you Multiplex for allowing me to send this message to the rest of existence.

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